If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and I’m hallucinating plot points I haven’t written yet
what if all your fingers just turned into tongues… like what would you even do
dude people with vaginas would have the best time getting off
“People with vaginas”
what are those called again
I can’t remember
this is what yahoo payed 1.1billion dollars for
(Source: vvumblr)
I need my glasses to find my glasses do you see my problem
You can’t even see your problem
if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence
why the fuck cant we text the police
lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you
Relevant
LOL NO DON’T BRING THIS BACK PLS I HATE YOU ALL
The man, the myth, the legend, Tumblr’s resident jdm poster child
FOREVER REBLOG
wilson.
this has only been on my blog like 3 times
so lets make it a fourth
this will always be the best
Wilson, the pinnacle of all things JDM.
How do you spell Wilson? J-D-M
i’m showering
and i get a text
“your gif is back on my dash”
i cried in the shower
(Source: n3o67)
jdm my penis is