alessadore:

Yo (Excuse Me Miss) | Chris Brown

psilentasincjelli:

If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and I’m hallucinating plot points I haven’t written yet

run-cause-hitler:

enayalate-h8-this-year:

bbanditt:

slett:

winchestercodependency:

ibecameacat:

what if all your fingers just turned into tongues… like what would you even do

dude people with vaginas would have the best time getting off

“People with vaginas”

what are those called again

I can’t remember

this is what yahoo payed 1.1billion dollars for 

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sunshineface0014:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

I need my glasses to find my glasses do you see my problem

You can’t even see your problem

gattucho:

<3　 いつか。。。

goddammitfenton:

if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence

(Source: lateststancenews)

bricesander:

Miley speaks for us all. 

friendlycloud:

hitlervevo:

why the fuck cant we text the police

lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you

Relevant

69calories:

Perfection.

officialpresidentkony2013:

that911:

flygonin60seconds:

goobino:

pisshivers:

justfuckingdrive:

europeancarlove:

officialpresidentkony2013:

LOL NO DON’T BRING THIS BACK PLS I HATE YOU ALL

The man, the myth, the legend, Tumblr’s resident jdm poster child

FOREVER REBLOG

wilson.

this has only been on my blog like 3 times

so lets make it a fourth

this will always be the best

Wilson, the pinnacle of all things JDM.

How do you spell Wilson? J-D-M

i’m showering

and i get a text

“your gif is back on my dash”

i cried in the shower

(Source: n3o67)

(Source: twerkingdead)

nabeleon:

“i’m gonna draw” i whisper as i don’t

jdm my penis is

(Source: gearshifter)